How Not to Get Laid

MISSION STATEMENT - Hundreds of Stories, Not One Climax

Hey,

Anyone can tell you how to get laid. Be confident, be attractive, be interesting, be a good listener, be Brad Pitt. Magazines and websites devote countless articles to imparting just this sort of advice. So why doesn’t it work? How come we aren’t all fully-realized self-help Cassanovas with Clooney-esque powers?

Simple. While sex and relationship advice may help us improve our skills of seduction, the most important lessons are those learned from actual experience. And let’s face it, unless you are particularly gifted or attractive, most of that experience is gonna come from failure, not success.

But that’s okay! Your failure makes you stronger. Your failure makes you wiser. And most importantly, your failure is damn funny. Yes, say what you will about failure, it’s usually far more interesting than success. It is in this spirit of embracing our failed conquests that I launch the world’s first website about how NOT to get laid.

HowNotToGetLaid.com provides a forum for stories about all those amazing sexual encounters you almost had but didn’t. It is a place to learn from the mistakes of others, a place where we can share our most intimate tales of angst-ridden rejection, humorous heartbreak, and dirtiness deferred.